Kids say the funniest things!

[Dreamalittledream]

At random, my 4 year old DCG informs me that "her dad wears boxers". So cute these kids.

[dodge__driver11]

AHAHAH My Son is awesome for this....We were in the van driving somewhere and someone cut my husband off, my husband said something under his breath, and my son piped up.....

"Well thats just terrible daddy, that car was rude....Just terrible! We should fawwoah him..."

My husband I burst out laughing, and said no thats ok....

My son "Alright but he should wook out for woo-als!"

LOLOOLOL

[Sandbox Sally]

Awesome! My pal's soon to be 3 year old came out with my favourite:

C comes downstairs after having dressed herself, and has a vertical striped shirt with plaid pants, but both garments are of similar colour scheme. Her mother says, "Oh my word, C! What are you wearing?? Would you like to perhaps let me help you choose something different?"

Miss C looks confused and says, "But why, mommy? I rhyme!"

[jec]

Kids are awesome ~ they keep me laughing with their honesty

[Lou]

5 yrs old dcg: "I couldn't brush my teeth this morning"
Me: "uh oh, why not?"
dcg: "'Cause Daddy was taking too long pooing in the bathroom that we just had to go"

*SIGH*

[Mamma_Mia]

@ Lou! hahahaha

My husband is a big baseball fan and I am NOT. I mean I like it but unless I'm AT the game, no thanks! It so bad that we had cable hooked up in the basement tv so I can watch somethings as well. Last night after giving DD a bath we come down for her to play for a few more min...she walks into the livingroom, sees the tv and says "Oh no! baaaaayyballl" then runs away! :laugh:

[Crayola kiddies]

I posted this once before on another thread but I give it another go ....one evening at the dinner table my 4 yr old daughter asks "when I grow up can I say bad words? ". My husband responds "absolutely not .... Not if you want to be a lady". My 7 yr old son pipes up and says " well what if she wants to be just like mom?". I love my kids !

[Inspired by Reggio]

Oh thanks for the giggles ladies - I agree children's view of the world is one of the reasons I've been at this so long - they keep us young at heart and remind the soul what's important!!!

[Dreamalittledream]

Yes, thanks everyone! I felt like my last bunch of posts were the complaining/venting kind. It is those funny, random moments that some days are what keep me chugging along;)

[Momof4]

The funniest one I had happen over the last few years was when I had a little boy and little girl toilet training at the same time. I asked the little boy to move over because the little girl needed to sit. He said 'Yes I know girls have to sit because they have petunias.'

Ok, I can't even plant petunias in my garden any more! As soon as I see them at the garden centre I crack up.

[Marie]

After Christmas a little boy told me ''Santa brought daddy some new underwear because his had holes in them and his bum gets wet''. It made me laugh and when the dad came at pick up all I could think about was his wet bum. LOL

[Momof4]

I have another one. My grandson had a terrible flu a few weeks ago and he was vomiting and had diarrhea. He was still feeling horrible the next day and asked my daughter if his 'diabetes' was better.

[mom-in-alberta]

Oh, what a good laugh this thread gave me. I needed it on a somewhat gloomy morning. :D

[gcj]

My 3yo dcb thinks we're teasing when we say that caterpillars become butterflies. He said "if a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, does a mouse turn into a parrot?"