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Dreamalittledream
07-16-2012, 07:25 AM
Should things get crazy for you this week; hopefully this will come to mind;)



The First Parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?", Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"

"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

Cadillac
07-16-2012, 07:31 AM
LOL My mother sent this to me in an email when I was pregnant. It surely is soooooooooooo true!!!!

Toregone
07-16-2012, 08:47 AM
I needed a good laugh on a Monday morning! I think I'll forward this to my mom.. lol.

Momof4
07-16-2012, 05:21 PM
I love it! And oh so true!

3xbluemom
07-16-2012, 05:35 PM
That's awesome!

Inspired by Reggio
07-16-2012, 06:34 PM
LOL ... and goes that is too short apparently I will add a :thumbup:

Lou
07-16-2012, 07:27 PM
hee hee hee!!!!