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True Story
Last week I was headed to the kinder gym with the kids. We were almost there when one of my Just turned two year olds decides he no longer wants to walk. His way of telling me is a very dramatic and slow motion fall on the sidewalk proceeded by a quiet and meek 'help! heeeeeeelp!) so we wait until he's ready and he gets up laughing and catches up with us. about 15 metres down the sidewalk he collapses again. Parents are walking by making jokes that he's on strike, i'm laughing and joking (waiting for him to get up, I give him a minute before I intervene). ANYWAYS. So there's a parking enforcement officer giving parking tickets right beside us and I told the little one that it's illegal to lie down on the sidewalk there as he is blocking traffic. I said that if he didn't get up the officer was going to give him a ticket!!! He just laughed at me. The officer then walked over and said 'you were warned little man, now you get a ticket'. Little one gets up immediately and says 'OH NO. Oh no Andy I got ticket. Look at that! oh no!'
I thought I might die