Kids say the funniest things!

[Marie]

After Christmas a little boy told me ''Santa brought daddy some new underwear because his had holes in them and his bum gets wet''. It made me laugh and when the dad came at pick up all I could think about was his wet bum. LOL

[Momof4]

I have another one. My grandson had a terrible flu a few weeks ago and he was vomiting and had diarrhea. He was still feeling horrible the next day and asked my daughter if his 'diabetes' was better.

[mom-in-alberta]

Oh, what a good laugh this thread gave me. I needed it on a somewhat gloomy morning.

[gcj]

My 3yo dcb thinks we're teasing when we say that caterpillars become butterflies. He said "if a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, does a mouse turn into a parrot?"