Does anyone remember that thread about . . . .

[Cadillac]

Sometimes my little one sits on my lap and gets cute. You know, Stroking my face and giving me kisses. Then every once in a while she honks my breast and goes "HAHAHAHAHA Mommy's BOOBIE"

This one isn't inappropriate but still funny.

Everyone knows the other verses to row row row your boat. So we're singing row, row row your boat gently down the shore. if you see a lion dont forget to roar.

Well my little one loves it when I leave out words so she can fill them in and sing along. so we get to the end and I sing "if you see a lion don't forget to . . . . " My two year old yells out "RUN!" . . . thought I was going to pee my pants.