Great post !
Mine would be as follows but not necessarily in this order lol

1) If your child is going to be absent, please notify me in the morning. A little respect goes a long way.

2) If your child not feeling well,fever or no fever please keep them at home. They will be way better or at home in a quiet environment . Asking them to play nice,share,listen to the rules, etc is asking a lot of a child who is not well !

3)I would like my pay on the day stated in my contract, whether or not your child is present the day my paycheck is due. I also have bills to pay .

4) Your child must come to daycare dressed appropriately, we go outside every day ,twice a day . Snow pants are mandatory in the winter as are boots, an extra set of mitts etc. Mitts should be long enough to keep snow from getting in them or inside the jacket,hats should properly cover the ears.

5) If your child has something contagious, please keep them at home ! conjunctivitis,gastr o, rash etc

6) please be quiet when you arrive at my house as my own children may still be sleeping : )

7)It is rude to allow your child to run all over my neighbor's yard /driveway.
If you in your house /car with your children... they stink ! More than you know ! Other parents complain about the smell and the other kids do as well.

8) please do not send your child to daycare wearing cute little jewelry, fancy gold necklaces, large hoop earrings etc, It is unsafe. The other children usually try to pull off the necklaces and the earrings. Jewelery is also a chocking hazard.

9) We would love to hear a compliment here and there Or to hear how much we are appreciate. ( I always make sure to thank my awesome daycare parents for being so wonderful. They make my job so much easier and more enjoyable )

10) Please make sure your spouse has read the contract and is also familiar with how we operate to avoid any misunderstandings

11) Never , ever medicate your child prior to dropping them off without advising your provider .