Things kids say...

[angelina]

these are very cute. love the lunch break giggles.

my 8 year old son witness me kicking our door to basement, and it broke, this was last summer. It was one saturday afternoon, laundry basket is full, tv is loud and nobody hears me when i ask for help opening the door. I kicked and the door is off. I said, Ops! no harm done, no casualty. I went to home depot, get the super wood glue, put the hinges back on and door is back.

few days ago, when there were good amount of snow in the ground, my son was playing with the kids in the area, and i overhear one kid saying; my mom has a black belt, and one kid said, yeah my mom is stronger, she can lift big garbage bins, and my son said, my mom can break doors. i wanted to hide under the couch! ops..and he did not forget about it.
i would turn purple if my neighbor ask me how did I a break a door!

\phew, kids remember.

[Serendipity]

We were doing a unit on names so I was asking the DCK's what their family members names' were. When I asked one little guy (age 4) what his dad's name was and he jsut kept saying "dad". Finally after going round and round a few times with him, I said, "Okay, what does your mom call your dad?" and without missing a beat the little guy said "Dumba$$".

I about choked! But I did laugh! I told DCM about it at pick up and she just said, "Oops, I will have to watch my mouth around him better". She wasn't embarrassed at all. LOL!

[JennJubie]

Once when I was out walking with my kids, my son asked me "What's that noise?" So I told him it was a squirrel. He asked if the squirrel had already eaten all of his nuts for the winter, and I said that it was possible. Then he looks at me and says "So he's sad that he has no nuts?" I burst out laughing right there.

[Sandbox Sally]

These are great!

When my DD2 was about 2 yrs old, she was talking to my mom on the cordless phone. While she was chatting, she was walking around the rec room. She kinda did a skip, and she tripped. The phone flew out of her hands and landed across the room. She shrieked, ran over to the phone picked it up and yelled into the receiver, "oh no NANNY!! Are you ok??". I laughed for about an hour, I swear.

[sunnydays]

This is funny...but also soooo sad! What a disfunctional relationship that must be if that is what she calls her husband,....and in front of the kids!

We were doing a unit on names so I was asking the DCK's what their family members names' were. When I asked one little guy (age 4) what his dad's name was and he jsut kept saying "dad". Finally after going round and round a few times with him, I said, "Okay, what does your mom call your dad?" and without missing a beat the little guy said "Dumba$$".

I about choked! But I did laugh! I told DCM about it at pick up and she just said, "Oops, I will have to watch my mouth around him better". She wasn't embarrassed at all. LOL!

[DisneyPrincess]

all of these are too cute!!

Dcg let the 'cat-out-of-the-bag' about her mom being pregnant by telling me everyday that mommy's baby is moving and another day she tells me that mommy had to buy new pants because the baby was getting big.....gotcha!

hahaha that is so funny lolll

[Cadillac]

My husband got home from work early and was chasing our 2.5 year old daughter around patting her bum and such. one of my DCB (just 3) looked at him and yelled DON'T YOU TOUCH HER BUM! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!

[Cadillac]

This is funny...but also soooo sad! What a disfunctional relationship that must be if that is what she calls her husband,....and in front of the kids!

They could jus be joking around too much. lets not make assumptions

[bright sparks]

Thank you everyone for sharing these stories. I've not laughed this much in ages...it felt good.

I have a 3 yr old dcg. When I am changing her little brother aged 17 months she always comes over and peers over him saying the usual "boys have penis' and girls have bums" All of them say it and as we all know it is a phase of normal curiosity. So a couple of weeks ago she does her usual moment of observation but says"awwww look at my brothers cute little penis" LOLOL it didn't stop there though. She straight away looked at me and say " **** has a little penis but my dad has a HUGE penis" She literally screamed the word huge and it was all with complete innocence as I was unable to contain my laughter and was literally rolling around on the floor. I told her mum at pick up who thought it was hillarious but the next morning she told me that once she had told her husband that he was totally mortified HAHAHAHA

[angelina]

This is funny...but also soooo sad! What a disfunctional relationship that must be if that is what she calls her husband,....and in front of the kids!

lol on the opposite side, my son was ask his daddy's name at the playgroup, he said his name is "Honey".