"daddy hit me"

[kidlove]

Not related to "hitting" but funny way of "how kids see things"...I once had a child tell me. "we had a dog once, but Daddy hit it with a shovel and we threw it in the woods" of course I was like WHAT!!? so I mentioned something to the Dad. He said he had no idea, they did find a "lost dog" once, and Dad said he was working out in the yard at the time...with his SHOVEL! They didn't do anything with it, it just went on its merry way, through their yard and onto the next!child painted this horrendous picture of beating the dog with a shovel and throwing it in the woods. (they live in the country the dog probly ran into the woods to his next stop) kids will say some crazy stuff, can't take it too seriously.