We have the same family!
It's so annoying!! dcg has a red eye but it's not pink eye, just a bump or something. So mom texts me around 10am asking if the eye is worse or the same then dad texts me 5min ago! I mean really people! If you're that worried take her t the Dr and leave me alone! They hve been with me for over 5 months and it's just who they are. I ignore the texts and only reply 2-3hrs later. I don't have the time to reply (I do but shhhh) everytime you want me to.