I"m sorry, but for some reason this one made me laugh. It would drive me nuts FOR SURE, but reading it seemed funny. Maybe I'm tired!I also like Crayola's advice...made me laugh even more!
I have no real advice, I"m just amused. I should really go make myself a coffee! I would ignore in the sense of not saying anything, just taking away everything he licks. Pretty soon it'll suck to lose what he wanted to play with (or lick!) Maybe he was a dog in his past life!