Here is what I just read as a parents wanted ad for daycare:
Current daycare request (for those who need a laugh!)
Parents requests: 16 month old child must not self feed. Provider must feed child all meals (she doesn't like him to get food on his hands, face or in his hair)
Very limited to no outside play. Parent does not want child to touch dirt, grass or anything other than the stroller (child could catch something from the dirt and grass)
Absolutely no time at a park (too many strangers and toxins at a park and parks are just not safe for her child)
No messy food at all (this includes bananas, strawberries, potatoes or anything else that could potentially get on his body or clothes)
No other adults allowed at provider's home while child is there (this includes providers family members, neighbours are not allowed to talk to provider or children if they see them outside)
Child is to have no contact with any animals (including providers) as animals are dirty nasty creatures (this is parents own words, not mine)
Child is to be picked up the second he cries. Parent does not care what you are doing or if another child needs you her child is to come first regardless of situation
There's more but that about covers how insane this woman really is LOL
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