Lol, that's funny in an evil way, oops! I don't have to use timeouts with my current group but I've had children in the past who went through phases where they were in that timeout chair a lot. But my system is to sit them right there watching the others play so it tortures them by being excluded from the fun. And I only have them sit there for a minute while we talk about what happened. Your timeout chair must be a little set aside from the main play area.