Quote Originally Posted by cfred View Post
Had to resort to a soft shoe routine to 'Beyond the Sea' and singing loudly, badly and in a very animated way to 'Paradise by The Dashboard Lights' to put a stop to the incessant whining of ALL the children at lunch. It seems that jazz hands and making an ass of oneself is the key to toddlers' hearts.

Oh so dignified.
And prospective parents wonder why we don't like them to come and hang out with us - um I am not going to perform for anyone but a captive audience sorry. Glad your song and dance routine worked.