I had a 3 year old tell me almost weekly that his mommy had a diva cup. Well please don't judge me ladies but I naively thought that she had a coffee cup that said diva on it. You can imagine how shocked I was when I ask mom one day about her diva cup and she informed me what it ACTUALLY was LOL....Never heard of them till then as they don't have them in the UK.
Currently, my pooper dcb from today, is constantly telling me that he has a big penis but his daddys is bigger. "My daddy's pens is bigger than my penis" lol
My son is 11 and he is constantly saying funny stuff. A couple of weeks ago over dinner he out of the blue asked me what kind of red wine I like to drink. I asked him why and he responded by saying that he thinks he will be a wine drinker when he is older because he doesn't like fizzy stuff so beer is out of the question. He started asking me which grape I preferred at which point I shuck my head and looked at him and asked how old he was lol I swear it was like talking to a 20 year old but I laughed my ass of later![]()

































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