Kids say the cutest things....

[treeholm]

When my daughter was in nursery school, one of the other children had a dad who was quite overweight. In the playground at pickup time, my daughter said (LOUDLY!), "Look Mummy, that man is having a baby!" I said quietly (turning bright red). "No honey, that man is not having a baby." My daughter replies, again in a very loud voice, "Then why is his uterus so big?"
The poor man turned a much worse shade of red than I was.... My daughter is a Mom of two herself now, and so far, nothing her girls have done has come even close to this....

[torontokids]

I was explaining to my dd that her aunt is pregnant and there is a baby in her tummy. She said "it's sitting on all her food?"

[ebhappydc]

Hi - I came across this great thread and want to add to it! I've kept a journal of things the kids have said over the years because looking at the world thru their eyes often provides much needed comic relief! Most of it I can’t relay back to their parents but some have gone in the child’s Mother or Father’s Day card. Happy Mother’s Day this weekend to all who care for children

- dcb asked, “who drilled the holes in the Cheerios?”
- another day of rain, “the clouds should wear diapers!”
- pointing to a completely bald man at the park “who took that man’s hair?”
- at the end of an exhausting day, “what are we going to do today?”
-“I like to drive in my daddy’s car…. it’s faster than mommy’s car”
-“I wish my daddy would have a baby like my mommy” I replied “me too…”
- “Why are you feeding the baby barf?”
-“Can we have our snack time for lunch instead?”
- pointing to roadkill, “is that squirrel going to be dead all week?”
-“Can we sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Spider up the Spout?”
-”My mommy, daddy, brothers and me took a bath last night”, I ask ‘at the same time?’... “Ya.”
-“When we’re not at daycare, do you still talk?”
-Canada Geese flying overhead, “what are those flappy things up there?”
- pointing to the midget dad in the school parking lot dcg yells, “look at the baby-daddy!!”
-“Can we watch the movie on wild screen?”
- “Does everybody poop?” … ‘Yes, Kings, Queens, everyone.’ I reply. Another child chimes in “that’s not true. the Dairy Queen doesn't poop.”
- to another dcc “wanna play flood the toilet?”
-“Damn it” (… didn’t hear it from me!)
- dcg drawing a rainbow, “mommy and daddy are the rainbow, and I give them the colours”

A few years ago, my 7 yr old son was taking a bath when suddenly a severe summer lightning storm popped up, he screamed, “If I die can you dress me!!?” He also asked when he came home from school one day “What does the food chain taste like?” L O L