The only cheaper option is going through my kids' school, but on the report, I will have to have listed the volunteer duties involved and such. This is what the regional police website says, anyway.

I think my biggest issue with all this is that they have no problem waiting a few weeks for the report. If they are suspicious, or if they have safety concerns, why are they leaving their child with me in the two weeks it will take to return the report?

For the record, I have no criminal history. I have never been arrested let alone convicted of anything. I have never even been inside a police car, and I told her this. I feel like this is a relationship based on trust, and we are getting off to a pretty rocky start.